I'm tired and really have nothing major to update you with right now so take this as a token of my boredom.I promise to write something tomorrow. Good news though: my body doesn't ache as much as two days ago :)
Top 5 songs that people should give a listen-
1) Howie Day - fuck, just anything off his album "Australia"2) Jian Ghomeshi - "Baby Don't Lie to Me"3) Talking Heads - "Road to Nowhere4) U2 - "All I Want Is You"5) Martina Sorbara - "As Long as it's profane" (I think that's the title)
Top 5 things people say to you that annoy you:
1) "Why do your hands shake so much?"2) "How can you be half-jewish?"3) "I hate those fucking gay people."4) "I'm going back out with Cindy."5) "It was like, so funny."
Top 5 things that turn you on about guys-
1) Watching the good ones walk up a flight of stairs in front of me so I can see the goods.2) When they give us Oral Sex.3) Their ability to be vulnerable yet agressive at the same time.4) When they admit they're wrong when they've sold their soul to be right.5) When they get the door for me, it's small I know but I really was offended when I was out with Tommy three years back just after Dave and I broke up and he opened every door I went through. Dave never did that ever.
Top 5 movies you watch all the time-
1) Breakfast Club: Judd Nelson is a hotpiece.2) Godfather: Al Pacino turned me on3) Help!: Beatles. Needn't explain.4) Dogma: Not watching it anymore. Got so turned off after watching it at least 3 times for the religion paper I had to write.5) Ferris Bueller: Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
Top 5 things people should know about you-
1) I have a serious and growing obsession with sex.2) I have a visual crush on my orientation leader from the summer, Badass Bill. Don't know a damn thing about him except for the way he was with us in July. Easy on the eyes. He's not even like, Brad Pitt or anything. He just has these amazing eyes and looks really strong cause he's big (not fat, big).3) I have obsessive compulsive disorder.4) I often wonder about Frank's sex-life when I'm having trouble concentrating on the advice I'm paying him to give.5) I don't do small talk. Please know that. I can't stand talking to someone in the effort to "shoot the shit/breeze."
Five things on your desk right now -
1) My Neurontin.2) Coffee House Classics CD.3) A hidden tupperwear container filled with apple jacks, est. 3 months ago.4) College Course Description Handbook.5) A stapler next to a container of vasoline, facial lotion and my alarm clock
Top five things you say the most -
1) "What the fuck?"2) "My foot hurts."3) "I can't, I'm broke."4) "Yeah, okay."5) "He's a hotpiece."
Top 5 things you do not understand about your own sex-
1) How we want to put on makeup to do stupid things like check the mail.2) Why we obsess over worthless guys.3) Our desire to wear thongs.4) Why our nails have to be long and seductive.5) Why we feel the need to shave our bikini area
