You wanna know how to get into my heart and on my good side for all eternity?You scan ebay or any other online auction site for the necklace of mine that was stolen last year. If you found it and bought it for me, to be repaid of course, I'd do anything for you. I'd give you anything.
The closest thing to it that I've found so far is this and I gasped when the photo was fully loaded. But I was wrong.
Anyways, if you're ever up late at night and you're scanning the online shit, this is what the necklace looks like. 5 evenly spaced jade drops on a gold chain.
I can't believe I haven't given up looking for this thing.