Oh today.Oh last night. Last night came first.
I called Dave again to tell him about how he was right concerning the accident and it's affects on my back and neck.
In the long run, Dave's exact words to describe me were "naive" because I'm the "only person" he "knows who would get into a car accident, start feeling pain later, but blame it on years of saxophone playing or whatever.""So you're insulting me now, is that what you're doing?""No, that's not what I'm doing at all. Why would I insult you? You're a very smart, attractive, naive...""There's that meanness.""Okay, I'm going to shut up right now cause everything I say is getting me into trouble." (Where the fuck was this logic 4 months ago?)"You just called me naive and stupid for not doing something about this sooner when I've had 4 million other things going on. I'll do something about this tomorrow, okay? Christ.""Alright, listen, I'm sorry if you took it that way. It's not at all how I meant it."
Yeah, riiiiight. I forgot that being called "naive" is a compliment second only to being told that "You're the only other person I know that takes forever to finish sexually."
And Dave was kind enough to say both to me! CHRIST, how could I let this angel get away? Lock me up now, men like Dave are bargains. Bargains in a bin full of 32 year old men who think that nothing is their fault (included in said bin is my brother; also 32). It's not his fault when he can't satisfy women, be treated fairly at a stupid phone survey center, stand up to a woman because she's the mother of his twins, be successful on his own.
You know what? These last two entries have been pretty much the same. The next entry will not be, I promise you that. I don't know how, but it will be upbeat.
Oh, my jaw hurts from my dr's appointment today, I'm looking at apartments in Manhattan that can work with my story and I'm beginning to ache in places I didn't know I could ache due to the doctor.
I'm really enjoying all the attention my body is receiving because of this.
Speaking of bodies, anyone catch John Mayer on Leno last night? He played "Your Body is a Wonderland" just like I hoped he would and made me wish I had tickets to go see him in concert. That's my goal.
That is all :)
