So, within the period of 72 hours, my roommate has gone from single to coupled.Why the fuck is it so easy for her and so goddamned fucking up the ass difficult for me who has been wanting this for as long as I can fucking remember? I mean she met the guy at dinner on friday for fuck's sake.
You know that people who recently become coupled automatically think they know everything about how the process works. They become experts on "finding the right person" and often say that it's when they're not looking and mention how that's how it worked for them in finding the person they're with. This conversation is incomplete if they forget to tell you how fucking lucky they are. Half the time I feel as though the advice is insincere; they just wanted another excuse to brag about how fuckhappy they are.
Fuck Fuck Fuck. Fuck Fuck. Fuck.
I think that right now I need to find a word more powerful than fuck. I would use cunt but it's too harsh.
I dreamt that I was in my house at home hanging out with a few deer and when I walked them out to my front porch, it got bitten by a rabbit in front of me but then fought back and then went their separate ways. Looking at swoon.com, thess are two conflicting images.
I have swollen lymph nodes and fought a fever last night.
