Time: Friday afternoon.Scene: Lobby of my floor.
Players: Greg, Cathy, Me.
Greg walks past us. I start talking about Greg's naked dimensions, very quietly.
Cathy: You can do better.Me: Yes, yes I can...and I have.
Enter Greg talking to Sarah. They start talking about something and Cathy and I continue discussing Greg in code.
Me: As for the actual size, I am not impressed, Cathy.Cathy: No?Me: Nope. I was actually very disapointed. Not in the least bit of impressive. Do you know what I mean?
Greg says goodbye to Sarah and joins our conversation, not knowing the content.
Greg: Yeah, it's not impressive at all.
End Scene. Commence laughter.