Okay, so it's pretty easy to meet John Mayer...this is what I've read on the message boards and such, many post concert coitus encounters, if you will.Why is it that when I finally get a fucking better chance to do so than I've had in previous months, I have a rash from my head to my lower torso?
This is neither attractive nor will it be easy.
I'm on meds from health services however...pretty strong stuff. Industrial strength. Hopefully, I'll look semi-presentable tonight.
If not, I'll use it to scare my way to the front.
