Tonight whilst doing yoga, the thought occurred to me that perhaps I should have the last word in my relationship with Nick. Currently, that honor goes to him, with his admission that he broke up with me because he thought I was getting fat. Well, what if your resident "fat-ass" sent Nick a thank you card? The cover would say Thank you in fancy letters while the inside would feature this on the inner cover. The actual text would read: Thank you for breaking up with me.My "boyfriend" (see picture) extends his gratitude as well.See him thank you in his special way.Suck it.Love, Sally I really do want to find, edit and send this card. I think it would make me feel better...I'll bet anything that he'd think I was still hung up on him if I sent it, but then again, he's the one who made my weight an issue 4 months after he broke up with me. Fucking wannabe pre-pubescent 12 year old girl... previous - next