A little note to my future husband...Please, for the love of God, I don't care about how much fat it has or cholesterol or whatever, but just remember that I like whole milk.
This 1% garbage will not hold with me.
1% milk is basically white colored water, with a bad smell and an even worse taste.
Being the Lipton addict I am, I prefer my tea with milk. I only need one dollup of whole milk to satiate my internal dairy gods. However, this past week has been one of 1% milk and my Lipton ends up tasting really shitty. Not the worst of my problems this week, but you get my point. I have to pour in about half a cup (twice as much whole milk as I usually put in) before it even starts looking to be the same color.
Other advantages: Cookie dough tastes best with whole milk. It only coats your throat. Drinking 1% milk with cookie dough/chocolate chip cookies/fudge is like downing solids with water. It's nasty, it feels weird and nobody should be subjected to such a shitty feeling.
Secondly, how the hell are you supposed to get drowsy after drinking warm 1% milk? You're drinking what's essentially warm water. How tired can you get off of that?
Finally, and this is my strongest point, summed up in one word: Oreos. That right there is the number one reason milk is excellent.
I've got to go off and watch ER. Sally Field is on and before I crash into a pile of slumber, I'd like to get some primo television viewing.
